This took some serious thought on my part. For starters I'm only at home 6 days out or every 14, so would be reliant on either my kids or my wife finding the cash (the kids couldn't find 10 of their own fingers most days). As for the beneficiaries of the $1000 (if found), it'd certainly not be me, but be absorbed in the various exorbitant unnecessary expenses of everyday living with the family. This all makes $100 in my wallet look pretty damn good. If someone could prove that money makes one happier then perhaps the $1000 would be best, and I'm only voting that option because $1000 donated to the expensive louts I live with pops me on the moral high-ground to some extent hahaha