Yeah, that one was a bit vulgar, but ah ya know, dicks and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi, ya know? Ah, I strongly prefer one, but my Dad thinks they both taste the same. Bo Burnham.
I've been in multiple countries. In Australia, Coke is vastly superior to Pepsi. In much of Asia, it's the same chemicals. They don't even outdo each other in marketing. In Japan, there's a lot of interesting variations on both, so much that they're not really cola anymore.
