Name a Roach After Your Ex

[Avicenna]

https://viewing.nyc/now-at-the-bronx-zoo-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-for-just-10/

For just $10, you can name a cockroach at the Bronx Zoo after your ex!

 

[Infinite Citadel]

So their memory can survive a nuclear war? No thanks

 

[Bear]

See, The trick is to make the roach survive and when folks rebuild civilization after a nuclear war, they'll see your ex and goes "Ha! they sucks!"