Micchan slack bounty

[Woot]

To receive your reward, post in this thread with the objective completed. 

• Join our Slack chat (1 mil bonus). 
  

What why? 80% of the fun is on Slack. Our forums are dead by comparison.

Also I'd take on the daily income as a prize pool. At least $3M on the table from me.

I'll buy it for 200k

but only if


you join slack

This thread is to collect all the offers of cash, sex, and/or other favors that we attempt to lure @Micchan onto Slack with. 

I'm adding $4,000,0000 of my money to the prize pool.

 

[emperorpenguin]

8,200,000$

I'll put forward another mil

New Amount

9.2 mil

@Micchan

 

[Kayser]

I'll throw in a mil

Running Total: 10.2 mil

 

[emperorpenguin]

Still waiting for the first person who puts a sexual favor on the table.



Also, twice daily ping so @Micchan sees that she should get on slack

 

[Micchan]

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Waiting to reach 1 billion.

 

[Gabranth]

I'll throw in a mil

Running Total: 10.2 mil

Put a dicc pic on top of that

 

[Yir Yoronti]

The hell? I'm leaving slack then until you offer 10 mil for me too

 

[Rin]

Wait I was talking about something else. Oh well, mine is valid up until 16 October.

 

[Micchan]

The hell? I'm leaving slack then until you offer 10 mil for me too

Nice.

I will stole all your users one by one.

Forum >>>>> Slack

 

[RoboMonkey]

I will send dick pic if you join slack  :dong:

 

[Micchan]

I will send dick pic if you join slack  :dong:

 

[Rin]

Still waiting for the first person who puts a sexual favor on the table.
 

Oh late night Slack is full of free sexual favors.

 

[Micchan]

Micchan of Forum4life declared war upon Woot of Slack. Micchan's justification for the war was, "This is SHITPOSTINGGGGGGG".

Micchan of Forum4life declared war upon emperorpenguin of Slack. Micchan's justification for the war was, "All your bounty belong to me".

Micchan of Forum4life declared war upon Kayser of Slack. Micchan's justification for the war was, "Say hello to my little anime loli".

Micchan of Forum4life declared war upon Rin of Slack. Micchan's justification for the war was, "I have come to show you Boku no Pico".

Micchan of Forum4life declared war upon RoboMonkey of Slack. Micchan's justification for the war was, "I will have dick pics".

Micchan of Forum4life achieved 6 consecutive immense NO resulting in the immediate surrender of Slack. Slack lost hope, 20 reputation, 50 post count, their time trying, the alliance respect, and dick pictures of RoboMonkey. Queen Micchan stole their heart in the attack.

 

[japan77]

japan77 of slack declared war upon Micchan of Forum4life. Japan77's justification of war was "Revenge".

japan77 of slack achieved 7 consecutive immense ground victories, resulting in regaining all lost items, and successfully pointing a gun at Micchan's head.

 

[Mad Max]

Wait I was talking about something else. Oh well, mine is valid up until 16 October.

Thats my birthday

 

[Kayser]

Looks like this is a full on slack vs forum war. May god have mercy on our souls. 

 

[Bear]

Bear idgaf proposes a white peace between Micchan Forum4life and the Slack coalition

 

[Micchan]

japan77 of slack declared war upon Micchan of Forum4life. Japan77's justification of war was "Revenge".

japan77 of slack achieved 7 consecutive immense ground victories, resulting in regaining all lost items, and successfully pointing a gun at Micchan's head.

Meow of Kitten World Order declared war upon japan77 of Slack. Meow's justification of war was "Meow meow meow".

Meow stole secrets about your technology.

Looks like this is a full on slack vs forum war. May god have mercy on our souls. 

Doggy of WoffEst declared war upon Kayser of Slack. Doggy's justification of war was "Food for peace".

Doggy ordered an airstrike upon the nation of Runterra. The attack was an immense triumph. Doggy's forces lost 1 aircraft, while Kayser's defenders lost 50 aircraft. The attack destroyed 1000 infrastructure in the city of idown'twanttocheckthename.

Bear idgaf proposes a white peace between Micchan Forum4life and the Slack coalition

[Black Knights]I want to 1 billion as war reparations.[/Black Knights]

 

[Woot]

Rin's offer is about to expire so I'll add 4.8m to bring it up to an even 12.