End of the world!

Who are your top 3 badasses on the planet?

  • Jason Statham

    Votes: 6 37.5%

  • Bruce Willis

    Votes: 2 12.5%

  • Sylvester Stallone

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Dwaine (the Rock) Johnson

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • Arnold Swartznegger

    Votes: 3 18.8%

  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 8 50.0%

  • Bruce Lee

    Votes: 7 43.8%

  • Charles Bronson

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Denzel Washington

    Votes: 4 25.0%

  • Clint Eastwood (before he got all old and wrinkly)

    Votes: 9 56.3%
  • Total voters
    16
Dabawss

Dabawss

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It's the end of the world as we know it! We have been invaded by aliens who are immune to all attacks except the 3 badassed  badasses on the planet, who from the list do you think those 3 are?

 
You have The Rock but no Steve Austin? View attachment 2394

For Bronson and Lee you have to find the dragon balls and resurrect them

From your list I take Rocky and Statham because they aren't old as a fuck and Bruce because I need funny jokes

 
Hulk Hogan

I actually made a fucking AAR of Hulk Hogan killing aliens but the AAR forums are gone.

Like literally months of screenshots of Hulk Hogan vs aliens. And he actually won.

 
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Rin said:
Hulk Hogan

I actually made a fucking AAR of Hulk Hogan killing aliens but the AAR forums are gone.

Like literally months of screenshots of Hulk Hogan vs aliens. And he actually won.
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Hulk Hogan is an oversteroided overhyped pussy :)

 
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Dabawss said:
Steve austin is a bald pussy so too young to defend our world... we dont want no preteens :)
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But you have The Rock and Statham that are younger than Steve Austin.

Add Jet Lee, Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Jean Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel and Kurt Russell.

 
Micchan said:
But you have The Rock and Statham that are younger than Steve Austin.

Add Jet Lee, Steven Segal, Dolph Lundgren, Jean Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel and Kurt Russell.
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theres a differemnce the rock isnt REALLY as fake tough as steve austin. I watched both of these guys careers from day 1. steve austin is just an ass, the rock isn :)

lets see, JCVDamme... you realize he doesnt really know any karate right? he is a ballet dance

Jet Lee. ok he should have made the list

Dolph is too stupid - he is just a giant man who isnt tough - just tall

Vin? ya the whole riddick thing was nice but for the most part he is just a pussycat

 
I am a lover of cats yes, but a pussy IMO doesnt make rank in tough person contests. I considered also including Sarah Conner (terminator) but lacking a 2nd female off the top of my head i didnt want to make it look like she was the "token woman" :)

 
Dabawss said:
theres a differemnce the rock isnt REALLY as fake tough as steve austin. I watched both of these guys careers from day 1. steve austin is just an ass, the rock isn :)

lets see, JCVDamme... you realize he doesnt really know any karate right? he is a ballet dance

Jet Lee. ok he should have made the list

Dolph is too stupid - he is just a giant man who isnt tough - just tall

Vin? ya the whole riddick thing was nice but for the most part he is just a pussycat
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Uhm, from the first list I thought you choose them according to their characters from the movies, but now you talk about fighting ability irl, make up your mind.

btw what you know about Van Damme is wrong.

 
I see a lot of talk about "no he's a pussy" and "NO HE'S A PUSSY".

Let me remind you all of the real pussy we all hate: 

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And the real badass we all love: 

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Hershel W. Williams.

Landing [on Iwo Jima] on February 21, 1945, Williams, by then a corporal, distinguished himself two days later when American tanks, trying to open a lane for infantry, encountered a network of reinforced concrete pillboxes.[1] Williams went forward alone with his 70-pound (32 kg) flamethrower to attempt the reduction of devastating machine gun fire from the unyielding positions.[1][2]

Covered by only four riflemen, he fought for four hours under terrific enemy small-arms fire and repeatedly [five times] returned to his own lines to prepare demolition charges and obtain serviced flame throwers. He returned to the front, frequently to the rear of hostile emplacements, to wipe out one position after another.[1] At one point, a wisp of smoke alerted him to the air vent of a Japanese bunker, and he approached close enough to put the nozzle of his flamethrower through the hole, killing the occupants.[2] On another occasion, he was charged by enemy riflemen who attempted to stop him with bayonets and he killed them with a burst of flame from his weapon.[1
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