šŸ‘‘KING OF THE HILLā›°ļø

Seraphim

Seraphim

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KING OF THE HILLĀ ā™›This is a funny forum game which many of you know about, but if you don't, the rules are pretty simple. One person starts controlling the hill (me), the next poster then needs to kill the person and take the hill for themselves.

Iā€™ve been Kayaking my way to Japan when I come across an island, I Leave my Kayak in the sand to see a Giant hill in the middle of the island. It took a while but I got to the top, Seeing as noone else is on top of the hill but me, I declared myselfā€¦Ā King of the Hill. šŸ‘‘So how didĀ you became King?Ā 

 
I happened to be in a jet liner at the time. Unfortunately the engines failed and we crash landed on top of (poor!) Seraphim...All the passengers died except for me. When I came to, I looked around and declared myself...Ā King of the Hill. šŸ‘‘

 
Whoa!! I got hit in the head pretty bad. I wake up and I see bit and pieces of an aircrash. But wait, I am no longer on my hill.

I quickly raise my arm in the air. The winds swirl the clouds above and thundering. My hammer grips to my hand. I swirl and swirl and blast towards Awesomeness with lightning speed and POOF!!!

Seraphim, šŸ˜Žonce again...Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
I walk up to the top of the hill and see Seraphim's hammer. I enchant it with Black Magic so that only I may be able to pick, and anyone else that tries gets lifted up into outer space. I then pick up the hammer and throw it at Seraphim.

I am now King of the Hill for all of eternity.Ā 

 
Black Magic!! Ah! šŸ˜²šŸ˜±

The Dark Arts have reached me hill, my precioussss. I take my smartphone and dial my good ol friend Gandalf the White Wizard. Gandalf blesses me with um... Something something (c'mon now Google translate couldn't help me).

I come back to the hill atop giant eagles who drop me down at Blackberry. As I fall down I glow with light and Poof!! Black has fallen! Alas!Ā 

Again my hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
By the Power of GRAYSKULL.....

I HAVE THE POWERRRR!!!!

'HE MAN'

I sway my sword and before I aim it towards my new challenger, I see Kariton tuck tail and flee.

My hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
Woohoo!! Peace and prosperity rules over all the lands of the mighty lil hill.šŸ™ƒ

I am the undisputedĀ King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

(Angels singing in the background)

 
Ah, beautiful sunny dayšŸ˜Ž

Laying on the lush green meadows. I am greeted by rainbow butterflies and as I am gazing towards the sky, filled with marshmallow clouds and jelly bean swirls..... I hear a sound.

It's...it's coming this way. I press myself down to the grass. Thank god for the tall grasses, so I can hide. Then..it happensĀ  :(

A fart!! šŸ’Ø I take a peep and it's .... A Unicorn!! šŸ¦„ Woohoo. That rainbow fart creates a mist all around my hill making it invisible to all.Ā 

Still my hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
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I take my surf board and head to the waves. Beautiful sunny day and the dolphins are out early... Wew hew

Take a peep back at my hill. So calm and serene.

Still my hill....King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
Walking from the shore, back to my peaceful hill. Lay my board against a peach tree nearby. Relaxing and eating peach as I watch the noodle clouds swirling.

My hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
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When Seraphim saw me fall. He was greatly mistaken as him glowing with light means nothing to me since I am made out of light.

As Seraphim is eating peaches I cut his throat making him bleed out to death.Ā 

My Hill

 
Aahaaa!! Gotcha!

BlackAsLight fell for my trick and had Infact slit the throat of my double.. a dummy stuffed with ketchup.

BlackAsLight... You have just been ERASED. At the click of a button, BlackAsLight gets ejected and thrown into the lake of mermaids. The hungry cannibalic mermaids eat every last bit of him.

Once again. My hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
Seraphim said:
Aahaaa!! Gotcha!

BlackAsLight fell for my trick and had Infact slit the throat of my double.. a dummy stuffed with ketchup.

BlackAsLight... You have just been ERASED. At the click of a button, BlackAsLight gets ejected and thrown into the lake of mermaids. The hungry cannibalic mermaids eat every last bit of him.

Once again. My hill,Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘
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Luckily, Blackie was actually a double for the real one who was acting for me. As Seraphim gloats over his victory, he is run over by my bulldozer. I quickly begin moving the hill to my most defensible location. I am now...Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

 
Ughhh!! Aah. Phew!

Mwahaha, not so fast Awe. I peeled my self off the floor after getting run over by the Awes-ome bulldozer.Ā 

Then the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson blows some life into me, giving mouth to mouth resucitation. Then I raise my arm into the air and summon my hammer!! As I aim towards Awesomeness....Ā 

I notice Scarlett and Awesomeness have vanished the scene. Huehue

Once again...My Hill.Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

Oh, Yea!! It's true. It's daaaaamn TRUE šŸ˜Ž

 
Seraphim said:
Ughhh!! Aah. Phew!

Mwahaha, not so fast Awe. I peeled my self off the floor after getting run over by the Awes-ome bulldozer.Ā 

Then the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson blows some life into me, giving mouth to mouth resucitation. Then I raise my arm into the air and summon my hammer!! As I aim towards Awesomeness....Ā 

I notice Scarlett and Awesomeness have vanished the scene. Huehue

Once again...My Hill.Ā King of the Hill šŸ‘‘

Oh, Yea!! It's true. It's daaaaamn TRUE šŸ˜Ž
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BUT I STILL GOT SCARLETT JOHANSON YOU TRAITOROUS BITCH

 
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