Come One Come All, I invite thee to harass a man known as "Lordship"

[Squeegee]

Hello my friends here in The Knights Radiant, recently it was brought to my attention that using your forums I can find a large group of people wiling to jump in on the fun that is roasting Lordship. For those of you who don't know me I am the 2IC for Seven Kingdoms and have long sought after those who are willing to join me in my crusade against Lordship. Together we can bring great shame and dishonor to his family! Even moreso than he already has. Think about how grand and marvelous this thread can be, I encourage all of you to come up with your best Lordship roast and to of course post it here (we should ping him when we do right? I mean theres no better way).

Thank you for your time,
Hand of the King
House Blackfyre
Squeegee

 

[Lordship]

No quarter for the wicked

 

[Squeegee]

No quarter for the wicked

I was personally invited by your queen!

 

[Charlie Traveler]

I heard Lordship actually isn't a fine gentleman.

 

[Smith]

If you want to embarrass him there's no need to roast him. Just wait for him to start talking

 

[Shlappa]

I heard Lordship actually isn't a fine gentleman.

 

[Squeegee]

For a guy who only wears gucci you'd think he'd have a little class to him

 

[Benfro]

Call for @Lordship, your Buffalo Wild Wings Blue Moon is getting warm!

 

[Mitsuru]

For a guy who only wears gucci you'd think he'd have a little class to him

lordship wears sweatpants, sandals and a hoodie 98% of the time

 

[Lordship]

lordship wears sweatpants, sandals and a hoodie 98% of the time

Ah, the good old days. No longer!

 

[RedFive]

lordship wears sweatpants, sandals and a hoodie 98% of the time

Ah, the good old days. No longer!

Duh...  it's much closer to 100% of the time.  ...also note that the sweatpants are Patriot grey, his sandals are Patriot blue, and the hoodie is Patriot red.

 

[Squeegee]

I'm honestly upset by the lack of Lordship roasts in this thread...

 

[Micchan]

I'm here to protect Lordship and his stupid haircut

 

[Nizam Adrienne]

I'm honestly upset by the lack of Lordship roasts in this thread...

I'm here to protect Lordship and his stupid haircut

This is why we save all the best roasts for slack/discord