Surprised I’m the only one who thinks the guy who does martial arts and shit takes this one. I think Zuck would probably murder Elon if not for the referee.
Lizard man works out and trains. He may be awful at BJJ, but at least he has some concept of how to do it. Elon Musk seems like kind of a lump. Money is strong on Marky Mark.
how about a good old WWF/WWE-style ending? Musk is about to beat Zuckerberg when Sheyl Sandberg does something to distract the ref, then Jack Dorsey comes in and hits Elon from behind with a steel chair, then when the ref starts paying attention again, Zuckerberg has "miraculously" staged a comeback by cheating