09/06/19 - Would rather...

..have spaghetti hair thats edible and regrows at night or sweat maple syrup?


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You're slippin bruh !  Seek help lol

Also should do a super power choice next ! 

 
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Speak to animals and then I send ants in the enemy house to sabotage their internet before the update

Losing keys seem a bigger trouble

As italian I have to pick the spaghetti

 
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1. I really don't think most animals would have anything of interest to say. So I'd rather speak all human languages.

2. I've never lost either but keys are arguably worse looking at what a lock and key service costs and how cheap the phones are I'm buying.

3. I'd choose the spaghetti hair and just go bald by shaving off my hair every day.

 
I’m with Mits on the hair. It would be annoying but easy to get rid of, while the syrup would incredibly sticky and superbly annoying

 
Talk to animals...I know enough about what people have to say (and mostly its annoying) but would be interested in see what animals think and why.

You can have multiple keys (in my case key bobs) but one phone with way too much info on it

If I had spaghetti hair I could feed the hungry

 
but would be interested in see what animals think and why.
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I want to eat that thing you are eating, must be better than my food

I love you boss, pet me again

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Cat slapped me in da face again

What is that thing attached to my ass?

 
1. Definitely all human languages cause a) that'd be freaking awesome and b) I would never be out of a job

2. I am very absentminded so I misplace things frequently. I have to say keys though. You can always find a phone by calling it, easier than keys.

3. Both suck. But spaghetti hair is better than maple syrup sweat, without a doubt.

 
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